Aug 26, 2008

advance swearing book+Quidditch Through The Ages.pdf

advance swearing book by MARK LEIGH & MIKE LEPINE
Important
Please note: this book is full of words like
fuck, shit, cocksucker, piss, motherfucker
and cunt, so if you’re at all offended by
bad language it’s too late now and you
might as well read on.

When angry, count to four;
when very angry, swear
Mark Twain
It’s a fair guess that swearing has been
around as long as human speech.
Although there are no written records,
you can be sure that any caveman who
had just stubbed his toe on a stalagmite
or was annoyed by his wife serving up
mammoth broth yet again had a few
choice cuss words on hand to express his
displeasure.
And just as we have evolved, so has our
swearing. When we were a more religious
people, our more serious obscenities



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